Himalayan Yeti provide exceptional milk of their own free will, receive full medical and dental coverage, and are handsomely compensated. No bipeds are exploited to create Yeti Milk.
In addition to our original Yeti Milk, we offer Yeti Milk Cream and Yeti Milk 0%. You get the same Yeti Milk deliciousness with extra fat or none at all. Try a squirt of Yeti Milk Cream in your morning coffee or as part of your evening skin care routine.
Yeti Milk is a tasty and nutritious alternative to plant-based imposters and traditional dairy. If you’re looking for an easy-to-make treat, check out this recipe for Rice Pudding with Brandy Currants. It’s number 42 on our list of staff favorites!
I love dairy, but I also love cows. They mesmerize me with their graceful eyelashes. One day, a miniature cow head-butted me and I fell flat on my @ss. The bovine universe had summarily put me in my place.
We’d love to have you visit us at the Yeti Milk base camp during your next Himalayan adventure. Let us know when you’re coming, and we’ll stock the guest hut with our best YM swag and plenty of fresh Yeti Milk.
We’d like to thank our friends at Yeti Pot for sponsoring the Yeti Milk guest hut.
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